Matthew Mosher
Franklin, MA (USA)
Role(s):
Founder/Owner/Principal
N.O.P.I.G.S.
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Location:
Franklin
Industry:
Entertainment
Year Founded:
2004
Number Employees:
1-10 people
Description:
NOPIGS is a radical anarchist / domestic terrorist militia that doesn't actually exist. However, based on the highly offensive books and music proliferated by this organization, thousands of people actually believe that we're for real. We make Rage Against The Machine look like choir boys. With a mere $50,000 to work with, we could print books and sell CDs on a much larger scale. There is a huge demand worldwide for all things anti-establishment. This market is significantly under-supplied. I would also use a portion of the money to resolve personal legal problems that are preventing me from securing the $100,000+ salary that my qualifications command. I have been recently accepted as a member for life in Mensa High IQ Society. I also have a degree in finance and urban economics, summa cum laude (plus 2 years of my PhD already completed). Just 10 or 20 grand in legal fees would allow me to make hundreds of thousands for my investor(s) - a tremendous return on investment. I realize that this request is highly unorthodox; but the money to be generated from it is just as green as any other venture. It's also a lot cooler than some boring traditional business. Think about it.