King Nick
Whitestone, NY (USA)
Role(s):
Founder/Owner/Principal
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Location:
Whitestone
Industry:
Internet
Year Founded:
2006
Number Employees:
50-100 people
Description:
Let me introduce myself, my name is Nicholas Morena. I am from Whitestone NY, in the suburb of Queens.
For years I have defrauded the government, banks, check cashing stores in Staten Island, my very own friends, and family. Not to mention being able to con everyone in between. I had to move to Hollywood, CA to get the hell out of New York since every other person was out to get me. Mainly the "goons" in Staten Island.
If I could decribe myself in one word, that word would be: FAKE!
I sometimes tell people that my family is part of the mafia, just so they fear me. Other times, my lies become so elaborate that I can't keep track of what I have told certain people. Oopsies!
I feel bad about myself, because I am addicted to a drug called "Special K". It takes me from reality of life and allows me to become whomever I want. Some of my friends think I have a psychological retardation. Maybe Hollywood is the place for me. I would have gone to Florida but there are just too many people I could run into, that I once again f*ked over! I fled probation constantly. Those stupid bastards never even knew I was in FL!